Did Jersey's Quarantined Nurse Really Get the Best Takeout in Newark?

In a press conference yesterday, moist ham and governor of New Jersey Chris Christie waved aside concerns about the treatment of a nurse, Kaci Hicox, who his government involuntarily quarantined despite her not having Ebola, by saying that she had "access to the internet, and takeout food from the best restaurants in… » 10/29/14 12:30pm Yesterday 12:30pm

Would Drake and Lil Wayne Fuck Each Other?

Nicki Minaj released a new single today called "Only," and it's about how Drake and Lil Wayne actively want to fuck Nicki and how Nicki might one day let them fuck her, but honestly probably not. (Chris Brown, who sings the hook, does not get to fuck Nicki.) This concept is boring. We know Drake and Lil Wayne would… » 10/28/14 11:55am Tuesday 11:55am

Wife Claims Investment Banker Drunkenly Pissed, Shit All Over Bedrooms

Marrying an investment banker is definitely a great thing. You get tons of money, for one, and you always get to see your husband. Also, he definitely isn't an insane and horrible human being who recklessly ravages his mind and body with drugs and alcohol to the point that he urinates and defecates all over your… » 10/27/14 6:21pm Monday 6:21pm

Paul Rudd Sat Idly by (Thousands of Miles Away) During Homophobic Attack

Today, the internet has ascribed an inspiring bit of heroism to Paul Rudd, after video surfaced this weekend of a man who almost, kind of looks like Paul Rudd helping to prevent an alleged hate crime at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport (as shown in the video above). Alas, @TheRealPaulRudd was actually thousands of miles… » 10/27/14 4:45pm Monday 4:45pm

Sheryl Crow's $11M Los Angeles Home Had the Perfect Real Estate Listing

Some real estate listings are good, some are bad. Some tell the truth, some lie. Some don't have dicks in them, others do. None of them are perfect, except this one-photo listing for the L.A. compound Sheryl Crow just sold for $11 million. » 10/24/14 11:02am 10/24/14 11:02am

No One Wants To Say It, But Vice Is Displacing Brooklyn Institutions

Yesterday, the longtime Brooklyn music and art venue Glasslands announced that it would be closing on New Year's Day 2015. Why? Because the marketing conglomerate Vice Media has already started building its huge new office near the property where Glasslands now stands, and will eventually get to Glasslands itself. » 10/22/14 12:25pm 10/22/14 12:25pm